oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

captainmurrca:

cathyupan:

toodledoot:

sabrielandorangejuice:

john-riddell-big-game-hunter:

i-like-past-you:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

• Fluffy chicken
• Harlem Shake
• American man [weird event]
• Using Google searches to replace lines of songs

• Bee Movie
• Patrick

• The colour of the sky
• Okay Cool

•  Tumblr was down for 3 hours

• ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

Mishapocalypse

• Hannibal

•Bitch I might be
•Swiggity swag
•Do he got a booty? He doooooooo

Peter Pan

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

alpacamazing:

jack barakat is younger than phil lester i’m confused and laughing